Vinyl! Zines! Shirts! 20% off!
Vinyl! Zines! Shirts! 20% off!
A discount code for your Black Friday shopping.
Welp, it’s almost Black Friday, the time of year when everyone on the internet is shamelessly promoting their little merch items and I… am no different. I figured I’d take a minute to remind you about the new and restocked items in my store in case any of your holiday gift recipients (or you) like weird goth crap. So if you have any respect for me, feel free to look away as I momentarily relinquish my dignity to hawk my wares.
Also, if your order is more than $75, I will automatically sign you up for a paid one-year subscription to this newsletter.
“THAT’S NOT ENOUGH, I DEMAND A DISCOUNT CODE!” OK fine. Use discount code SELLOUTFRIDAY for 20% off everything.
Here’s what I got…
VINTAGE DEPOP CRAP
First off, I should mention that my friend and I have pooled our old band t-shirts and posters together and are selling them on Depop. Lots of good stuff that either doesn’t fit or doesn’t get worn. Not sure what’s even left since she is handling the sales, but feel free to dig around in my nostalgia bin. (The discount code does not apply to my Depop store.)
SELLOUT SONGS LP
Good news, vinyl nerds. I have some copies of the SELLOUT covers record back in stock. Nine covers of select songs from the book, covered by friends like the Dirty Nil, Ratboys, AJJ, Illuminati Hotties, Worriers, Chris Farren, Laura Stevenson, Gladie, and Murder by Death. To be clear: This is NOT a repress. These copies are what’s left of the first (and only) pressing. What happened was, I ran out of shipping boxes before I ran out of records and I was too lazy to order more. But as of last week I’ve got a brand new stack of cardboard mailers taking up too much space in my apartment. Help me get them the hell out of here! This record is so sick! Black and white galaxy swirl vinyl. You can get the LP for $25 or bundle it with a signed paperback for $40. These are the last of em!
MAJOR LABEL DEBUT photo zine
This is a huge photo zine I made while compiling SELLOUT. 88 pages. 70+ photos. I wasn’t planning on reprinting this but people have been asking. So I printed a (very) small run of them. Down to about 30 copies!
SELLOUT expanded paperback
And of course, the aforementioned SELLOUT (greatest book ever written). I am stocked up on signed copies of the expanded paperback in my shop. Sure, you could order it from Am*zon if you want. Probably for cheaper too. But they won’t be signed though! Plus, if you order copies from me directly, the money goes straight into my pocket. Unlike when you buy it from another retailer, where the money goes into a mystery pile that I will probably never even get to look at. Ever. Being an author is very cool, financially speaking! Anyway, my book. Yay.
ALL FUTURES DESTRUCTION
This is the newest item in my store. A photo zine I made over the last five years documenting The Armed. Perfect for the member of your family who has REFRACTED.
WHERE IT ALL WENT WRONG
This is a little memoir zine I wrote a couple years ago. Sort of about growing up through music. Basically I tried to write about my life through the lens of nine albums that shaped me. People really like this thing and I’m not sure why. I dunno. Not my business.
NOOKIE KAUR
This is the dumbest thing I’ve ever made. An idea that got taken too far. But perfect for the nu metal fan in your life. A great gift for that pal who loves Limp Bizkit in a way that’s hard to decipher whether or not it’s an ironic appreciation. Only ten bucks. Perfect stocking stuffer. Get down with the sickness or whatever.
CHRIS FARREN PHOTOS
I have taken so many photos of Chris Farren that I decided to make some high quality 6” x 9” giclée prints of them. Seven different ones to choose from! $20 each or all seven for $50. Beautiful.
SELLOUT HATS
If you wear one of these in public, you WILL get asked about it. That sort of attention is not everyone’s thing, of course. Either way, it will keep the sun out of your eyes.
SELLOUT SHIRTS
Look, I’m down to the last of these. They’re mostly Smalls and Mediums, though I do have a few stray sizes. If you can find your size they’re only ten bucks! With the discount code that’s only uhhhhh, like… I dunno, less than ten bucks.
STICKERS
This is the logo for my little zine publishing company. I will throw one in for free with every order.
Thanks for browsing! If you buy any of my stuff I am very grateful. Every year I feel like social media appeals to dumber and more baser instincts of humankind, so when someone takes the time to purchase a good old fashioned book or zine, it gives me a small injection of hope. I kiss each book as I tuck it into its little mailing envelope.
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