Two septuagenarians review an emo show.

My parents go to a My Chem show.

Hello ZERO CRED elite. I am writing this to you from my hometown of Staten Island, New York, and I’m gonna be real with you, I am TIRED.

I have now seen My Chemical Romance’s Black Parade tour four times in three different states. There isn’t really such a thing as a casual MCR fan so I doubt anyone needs me to convince them to catch the tour but there’s…