Soon we will all be influencers.

Hello ZERO CRED elite.

The New York Times music critic Jon Caramanica was a guest on a tech podcast this week talking about how influencers are The Only Thing now. No matter what your job actually is—musician, artist, comedian—you are essentially just a content creator, making cringe videos to appease the algorithm.

“The gap between ‘I’m a comedian,’ ‘I’m…