Let me send you a free tote bag!
24 hours only! Free tote when you pre-order SELLOUT!
Folks, I really feel like I just got away with a big scam here. I somehow convinced my publisher to send a free tote bag to everyone who pre-ordered a copy of SELLOUT.
I’ve found that, whenever you feel like you’ve gotten away with something, it’s best not to question it. So, just go with it! If you’ve pre-ordered SELLOUT, go claim your tote bag right now while you can! It’s the good one, too, as designed by the elusive Steak Mtn. Imagine leaving the dang farmer’s market with a buncha decorative gourds stuffed into one of these bad boys:
All you have to do is upload proof of purchase of SELLOUT to this website in the next 24 hours. This offer will expire Thursday, October 14, 2021 at 11:59 AM EST.
All the details and legal mumbo jumbo are available at that link. It sounds like a screenshot of your email confirmation with your info on it will suffice. From the terms and conditions:
To submit the Proof, you will need to upload a copy of (i) if an online order, your email confirmation of your order of the Book that includes your name and address, order number, retail outlet and date of order, or (ii) if an in-store order, your original store receipt that includes the date of pre-order. The uploaded Proof file must be in jpg, jpeg, tif, tiff, bmp, gif, pdf or png format.
What’s that, you say? You want a free tote bag but haven’t pre-ordered SELLOUT yet?? What?! Do it now, you fool! You can buy it from an indie store or Amazon if that’s your thing. It’s available in hardcover, audiobook, and ebook. Buy it!!!!!
And tell your damn friends they can get a free tote bag just for pre-ordering this book!
(I am being told to mention here that this giveaway is for U.S. customers only, and for those 18 years of age or older. Apologies to my pre-teen readers in Kyrgyzstan. I’ll get you next time.)
Oh and by the way, this design is also available on t-shirts in my merch store along with a bunch of other cool stuff! In fact, psssst don’t tell anyone but enter the discount code SCAMOLA to get 15% all shirts! Even the tie dye one. Just for today. This will expire as soon as the tote giveaway ends! What a day!
Pre-order my forthcoming book, SELLOUT, here:Â
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