Buy my nu metal poetry zine (sorry)

Yes it is stupid but it is also only ten bucks. Checkmate.

Hey I made a very dumb zine. Nu metal lyrics in the style of popular instagram poetry.

I announced it yesterday and the reviews are in:

Despite Brendan’s rightful skepticism, these have things have actually been selling pretty good over the last 24 hours. Even though the premise is incredibly silly, they actually look great. They’re a cute little size (fits perfectly in your JNCO pockets) and they feel real nice too. All matte finish and what not. Whip one out at Knotfest to impress that psychotic cutie you’ve been chatting up on AIM.

Anyway, they’re only ten bucks in my store. As are all the shirts I’ve got left. I also just restocked my last zine, WHERE IT ALL WENT WRONG. People have been asking for more SELLOUT hats before the summer too, so I promise I will get some more of those soon for all your beach goth needs.

Alright, folks, thanks as always for humoring my little endeavors. Hope you’re having a relaxing Sunday and finding the love you deserve in this decaying world. Enjoy the rest of your weekend. I left money for pizza on the counter. Be good.

—Dan

Also, as I type this it appears this zine has been picked up by a music blog of some sort. Welp, better go buy some more shipping mailers. Later.